dannydino11:

burymeinchanel:

infectecl:

I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR


Omgggg

Classic

dannydino11:

burymeinchanel:

infectecl:

I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR

Omgggg

Classic

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

marissagiersch:

justjenaynayy:

dolphinboy420:

i dont think i’ve ever been so frustrated

orange you glad it’s not a banana 

it happened

marissagiersch:

justjenaynayy:

dolphinboy420:

i dont think i’ve ever been so frustrated

orange you glad it’s not a banana

it happened

what-the-hells-going-on:

amroyounes:

Lies we tell our kids.  Found this from the postsecret blog.

THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS

I WAS NOT READY FOR THE LAST ONE

  • drake: I’m really enjoying this black tie wine tasting event you put together jigga man jay z

  • Jay z: thanks drake I also am enjoying this evening with you. it’s the least I could do after Bey put you on blast in her ***FLAWLESS remix ft nicki minaj

  • drake: yeah I took it kind of hard :/

  • jay z: well...I’d love fa u to be my poundcake drizzle drake

  • drake: what do you mean jigga man jay?

  • Jay: *takes a bite of cheesecake while looking drake straight in the eyes*

  • Drake: I don’t get it?

  • Jay: cheesecake because you make me cheese :)

  • drake: what! I don’t understand I am from conoda 

  • jay: it means smile man! 

  • drake: haha oh I apologize jigg-jug! 

  • drake: *smiles embarrassedly*

  • jay: that’s the cheesecake I love to see :)
  • *partition beat plays in the background*
dannydino11:

Romance—brought to you by my girl.

dannydino11:

Romance—brought to you by my girl.

tarargh:

i only have two speed settings for blogging: “makes you wonder if theyre even still active” or “your entire dash is nothing but me”

Haiku

priscillamariegonzalez:

She said she may or
May not cry. My shoulder says,
“Baby, I’m all yours.”

You know its real when I reblog your selfies.

yasssssss

yasssssss

For those of you asking who P is, this is P <3

For those of you asking who P is, this is P <3

bae

bae

sh4nked:

balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21

almost peed at 0:37

Tiny Middle Finger