Dinner date with the roomie! @svshaffer #stoodupbydominic

Dinner date with the roomie! @svshaffer #stoodupbydominic

Anonymous: An uprising of lesbians have followed me since I followed you. I decided that would be a good thing to tell you just cause. YeAh. 

Yaassssssssssssss all of the gay


makesdirtywordssoundpretty:

nowletmeseeyouwop:

im pretty sure i just found someone throwing a dead body into a lake on google maps

Holy shit what the actual fuck

Holy fuck

makesdirtywordssoundpretty:

nowletmeseeyouwop:

im pretty sure i just found someone throwing a dead body into a lake on google maps

Holy shit what the actual fuck

Holy fuck

Anonymous: What's the most illegal thing you ever did? 

portionsforfoxes:

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

holy shit


me

me

  • gay kid: hey i like your shoes
  • straight boy: haha thanks but im straight

atopy:

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vinebox:

They having a dance battle

im so upset

dannydino11:

bravedad:

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with

Pls tell me k thanks

So I’m in the lounge and this girl came up and sat across from me on the couches and was reading and kept looking up at me and like 5 minutes later she stood up to go and was like “I’m sorry I just have to say I think you’re really beautiful.” And walked away HOW DO YOU TAKE COMPLIMENTS HOW

HOW DO PEOPLE HAVE THE CONFIDENCE TO DO THAT WHAT

cast-of-vices:

kaleidosc0pe-dr3am:

How I feel about ice baths.

God. Stop being so cute, okay?

Tru. 

cast-of-vices:

kaleidosc0pe-dr3am:

How I feel about ice baths.

God. Stop being so cute, okay?

Tru. 

carriesfirstperiod:

going back to school after break like

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Nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go

meatbicyclevevo:

Broom broom

Tiny Middle Finger